Tuesday, 18 October 2016

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Sunday, 22 November 2015

Taxi Driver Battles James Bond For Top Spot At Cinemas

Despite the massive global release of Spectre, the latest instalment from the 007 James Bond Franchise, the big news of the weekend is the impressive opening of the locally produced Nigerian film Taxi Driver (Oko Ashewo) which has recorded a remarkable debut across screens in the country. Figures available at the end of the weekend indicate a close head-to-head with the much publicised and highly popular James Bond Brand.
The weekend figures for Taxi Driver is considered by industry insiders to be the biggest of the year and share similarities with last year’s 30 Days in Atlanta which went on to defeat every Hollywood blockbuster in its way. What bodes well for Taxi Driver are the rave reviews it is getting for both the performances of the acting talent and the picture itself fuelling huge optimism that the lull indigenous films have witnessed in 2015 so far has come to an end.
Taxi driver (Oko Ashewo) is a hilarious comedy drama about working in Lagos at night, as a taxi driver. It tells the story of how Adigun (Femi Jacobs) copes with dealing with the multitude of odd characters he comes across from Delia (Ijeoma Grace Agu), the queen prostitute, to Kakanfo (Hafiz Oyetoro), the unseen vigilante, the notorious assassins ‘three wise men’, to the Godfather, Baba Mistura and many more interesting characters that ply their trade in Lagos at night.
The movie taps into the premise of the hustle and bustle of Lagos life.
The movie also delves into the action movie territory, complete with the action and suspense that sets it apart from all other Nollywood films of 2015.
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‘A Very Good Bad Guy’- The inside story of 2face Idibia

Review by David Hundeyin
TuFace Reading the Book
How do you tell a good story?
Scratch that. Let’s start with something more fundamental.
What is a story? What is that magic thing that passes a message across?
What is it that classifies something as a ‘story’?
Ayeni Adekunle, a career storyteller is someone who knows a thing or three about stories. From his days as an entertainment journalist writing for Encomium to his current role as NET newspaper publisher and PR consultant, telling many stories to different people in many various ways is all he has ever done. So why is his latest storytelling project sparking so many varied reactions?
’A Very Good Bad Guy’, the recently released biography of 2face Idibia has generated hundreds of social media reactions and news print column inches. These have varied from strong praise and applause to outright condemnation and dismay depending on whom you listen to. To some, the book is an excellent foray into the fantastic world of 2face Idibia before and behind the curtain. To others, it is an abomination that should not even be called a ‘biography’. ‘392 pages of nothingness,’ someone else raged over the weekend.
The old saying goes, ‘There are three sides to every story – both sides and the truth,’ so I decided to settle down over the weekend with the controversial book and read it myself. What I discovered was quite eye opening, not just in the sense of finding out things about 2face that I didn’t know before, but in my very understanding of what writing and storytelling is.
The very first thing to jump out at me after the introduction and foreword was the format of the book – and I suspect this is where it would lose many people. If you were expecting a ‘conventional’ prosaic biography that goes like, ’I first met 2face Idibia when he was a shy, precocious teenager in Makurdi and I immediately knew he had something special in him and he would go far…’ you are in for a rude shock.
Ayeni, who incidentally was 2face’s first-ever publicist and still remains his close friend, has not written anything at all! Or to be more accurate, he has not written any of the written content in the main book for the express purpose of this book. The book is a collection of news stories and clippings on 2face gathered over the past decade, most of which were penned by Ayeni himself as a reporter at Encomium, THISDAY and The Punch, or by NET newspaper which he began publishing in 2009.
‘What?! A ‘biography’ made up of old random newspaper articles? From page 1 to page 392? What is this? Did I just waste my money on this?’ That may be what you are thinking at this point and that certainly is what a furious online reviewer thought while writing this recently:
‘The author had good intentions, but his greatest undoing is his intellectual laziness. How can you say you are writing a Bio about a guy such as 2face, who is one of Nigeria’s all time biggest musical export [sic](besides Fela and KSA), yet you rely on a collection of old news clips and articles from Enconmium [sic], Punch Newspapers etc as the backbone and centerpiece of your Biography about a legend like Tu?’
At this point I launch into prolonged laughter. Because you are absolutely, utterly, hilariously wrong. Here’s why.
First of all, the news items and clippings used in the book are not ordered randomly at all. They are not arranged systematically in order of the book’s progression. The reader is made to examine 2face through a series of seemingly random time hops, which are actually very deliberate.
For example the first section of the book dealing with his dad kicks off with a story published on June 24, 2013 and ends with a story published on August 20, 2015. The next section which deals with his love life however, hops back to May 17, 2005 for a look at his brief relationship with Cath Taylor, daughter of ex Liberian President Charles Taylor (and what an escapade that was!)
Being that the book was published as a solitary effort by Ayeni’s NET newspaper and was not officially commissioned by 2face’s team, Ayeni has told a very compelling story and he has craftily inserted himself throughout the book without the reader realizing it all. Who funded the project? Who wrote the articles? Who published the newspaper the articles appeared in? Who published the book? Aha! Get it now?
Ayeni or ATG as he is more commonly known has his tongue firmly in his cheek throughout, having a private chuckle at you the reader, and you have no idea, bless you!
While you pick your jaw up from the floor, I should also mention that the method of presenting the story used in ’A Very Good Bad Guy’ is actually a valid way of writing biographies, because this seems to be a common recurring point of controversy. Yes fellow Nigerians – a collection of separate stories fused together to tell a new story can be called a biography. It is called an Anthological biography.
Yes. It’s a thing.
By way of example, search for the anthological biogaphy of Beth Slater Whitson, a 20th century American lyricist, written by Grace Baxter Thompson in 1981. Even novels adopt this style of writing sometimes, in which case they are called Epistolary novels. An example of a popular epistolary novel is Aravind Adinga’s critically acclaimed debut The White Tiger written in the format of a series of letters from an Indian driver to the visiting Chinese Prime Minister.
What’s more, it is not just anthologies that are the only variation on the ‘standard’ prosaic biography that we are used to in this part of the world. Musiccan also be used to do the same thing. Yes, there is such a thing as a musical biography – an account of a musician’s life told only with their music. Don’t believe me? You can order the musical biographies of Quincy Jones, Lena Horne and Judy Garland as audio CD box sets online. Perhaps 2face will even have one of these someday.
The word ‘biography’ is defined by the Collins English Dictionary as ‘anaccount of a person’s life written, composed, or produced by another’. There is no hard and fast rule regarding its format. Biography =\= ‘Written prose account about someone’s life.’ There are many ways of putting together a biography and Ayeni seems to have chosen a refreshingly different way that provides the most direct route into the life of 2face Idibia, devoid of the effusive praise, narrator’s opinions, clichés and general lack of focus that often characterize Nigerian writings on prominent personalities.
To the reader who is used to the ‘tried-and-tested’ formula of writing biographies, this will either be a rude shock or (as it was for me) a welcome departure from the norm.
Going through the book, you will realise that the book is telling a very personal story about 2baba. If you were expecting a tale about the multiplicity of awards 2face has won and the backstory of each award, the shiny shows he starred in, the lascivious video vixens he cavorted with and the rock-and-roll lifestyle a John Lennon or Jay-Z, there will probably be another book for you.
It is not stated explicitly, but the story told in ‘A Very Good Bad Guy’ is the inside story of 2face Idibia – the story which means the most to him. It is a story of his growth as a man, his handling or mishandling of his personal relationships, his family and close circle of friends and his career.
Anyone who knows 2face to the depth of Ayeni will tell you that he is one of the most humble personalities in the Nigerian entertainment industry. He is not one who is unduly enthused by the trappings of his superstar status. At heart he still remains Innocent Idibia, husband, father, friend and business associate. ‘A Very Good Bad Guy’ covers the part of 2face’s life that he considers to be the most meaningful. As for the parts left out, there will surely be many more great books written on this man.

‘A Very Good Bad Guy’ was one of my most enjoyable reads this year and the biggest page-turning things about it for me were its unusual written style and its non time-bound progression. Rather than the typically prosaic story of the life of 2face from Makurdi to Lagos, the book instead keeps the reader well off the beaten path. For those who grasp its subtlety, it is a story of great depth and a very satisfying read about one of Africa’s greatest contemporary artistes.
It is my guess that this format of telling his story was used either as a tongue-in-cheek nod to Ayeni’s own journalistic achievements or purely for effect. Either way, it works well because the book (for those who are discerning and patient enough to grasp the subtlety in its structure) tells a very complete story of Innocent Idibia the man and 2face Idibia the artiste.
If you have ever wanted to know everything about 2face that you once wondered about, from his women to his marriage to his finances to his kids and marriage, you might want to order this gem and settle down one Saturday afternoon with it like I did.
Totally worth it.
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I have kissed over 200 actresses on set— Jim Iyke

Nollywood bad boy, Jimi Iyke can’t stop being controversial. During the week, the actor openly kissed actress Joselyn Dumas on a live show,and went ahead to confess that he has kissed not less than 200 actresses while on different movie sets.
He was a Special Guest on AfricaMagic programme which was anchored by Joselyn Dumas. Responding to a question on why he had to kiss Nadia Buari, upon the latter’s arriving Dubai during the last season of his reality TV show, Jim Iyke Unscripted, the controversial actor said, he has a habit of kissing women openly, including his sisters.
He narrated a situation where he had to kiss three European ladies who accompanied his girl friend to the airport to welcome him, during one of his foreign trips, adding that he doesn’t see anything wrong with it.
As if that is not enough, Jim Iyke painted another scenario, where he had to kiss four actresses in the presence of their boy friends. “I have once kissed them on set, and so, when walked into the room where two of them were with their boy friends, I kissed them one after the other and their boy friends were mad at me. I have also kissed over 200 actresses on set and nobody is talking about it,” he enthused.
He, however, declined to comment on his relationship with Nadia Buari. But there are indications that the two unconfirmed love-birds may be hitting your TV screens again for the second season of Jim Iyke Unscripted. Jim disclosed that the reality show will soon hit the screens again.
Explaining the idea behind the show, Jim Iyke said, he needed to present a true picture of who he is, to the world. “I have to be introspective. Many times, a lot of negative things have been said about me in the media. It is not basically about what they say about you, it is about you believing in yourself. The first thing is, what I believe in, and what people say about me is secondary. I have always been particular about paparazzi. I was very sceptical to allow cameras into my life, into my home and family. The argument was superior ; it was like all these years everybody has different opinions about you. Why don’t you give them a clear picture of who you are. So I decided to start the TV reality show,”Jim Iyke explained.
Jim Iyke "Unscripted" debuted in 2013, on Dstv, showcasing the uncut life style of the actor. The series which ran for 13 weeks presented the other side of the controversial actor.
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Fans blast Adekunle Gold. Say he is " Stage Dry"

No doubt the new YBNL signee, Adekunle Gold is talented, with his songs ‘Sade’ and  ‘Orente’ doing quite well but the music crooner and his handlers have to pay urgent and special attention to his stage performances which are really not thrilling.
Many fans have complained that he is usually boring on stage, and sometimes acts as if he doesn’t really even want to be there. Being a slow-tempo song, it is his performance of it that is supposed to give the number a lift and the needed vibes.
During the 2015 All African Music Awards (AFRIMA) last week where he picked up the award for Revelation of the Year, his performance was drab and lifeless and many of the guests in attendance complained openly.
Instead of performing with a live band, all he did was mime and barely moved his body to the music.
‘This performance is so boring and I’m so disappointed in him. No doubt, he is talented, but he has a lot of work to do in terms of carrying his fans along whenever he is on stage. If he continues this way, people will easily get tired of him,’ a fan commented.
This was also the same scenario that played out at Gold’s performance at the recently concluded Felabration where many fans complained that his performance was colourless and dry.

Saturday, 21 November 2015

NIGERIAN MOVIE PREMIERE- FIFTY

Mo Abudu (Executive Producer)
Highly-anticipated Nigerian movie, ‘Fifty’ directed by Biyi Bandele and Executively Produced by EbonyLife TV CEO Mo Abudu which was shortlisted under the ‘Love Category’ at the 2015 London Film Festival and was unveiled by the British Film Institute (BFI) will have its special grand Nigeria premiere on the 13th of December 2015 at The Eko Hotel & Suites, Victoria Island, Lagos.

Set in Lagos, Fifty stars Ireti Doyle, Dakore Egbuson, Omoni Oboli and NseIkpe-Etim.
 It celebrates the pulse and energy of this fast developing metropolis and explores the diversities and complexities of its colourful people through the lenses of its women.

The production is Mo Abudu’s quest to showcase African women coming of age, loaded with increasingly similar aspirations and dilemmas faced by their contemporaries everywhere, while yet navigating unresolved traditions and obligations.

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Adele Denies Turning Beyoncé Down

Adele and Beyoncé
Adele has refuted reports that she turned down the chance to record a duet with Beyoncé.
In an interview with Zayn Lowe, she stated 

"There's a rumour going around that I turned Beyoncé down, which I would never be so disrespectful as to do. I'd never disrespect her like that," she insisted. "I'm such a fan, oh my God."
Adele, who has a long history of working closely with fellow artists - including Mark Ronson, Phil Collins, Damon Albarn, Sia and Wiz Khalifa of late - revealed that she has, however, met her idol, and it was every inch the normal fan-girl moment.
"I met Beyoncé at the O2, and at the Grammys. I was basically dribbling as she was talking to me. Then Jay Z came over to talk to her but Beyoncé was like: 'I'm talking, not now,'" she laughed. "He came closer and said: 'Adele, can I just have one minute with my wife?' I was like: 'You know my name?' Then I ran off onto a balcony and fell to my knees, crying."
Credit- Vogue

STAY POSITIVE

Be Happy for what you have, while still working for what you want. 
God will give you strength for every battle, wisdom for every decision and peace that surpasses understanding.

 Love unconditionally. Even when you think those you're loving are short of that Love. It's in loving them that they'd see how much of love is in them and in CHRIST through you to also show.

 Forgive. Some people find it difficult to apologise after they've hurt others. Mother Theresa once said, ‎People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered.  Forgive them anyway.

Care. Even if it's the only thing you'd have to do. 



 Stay Positive!

Wednesday, 18 November 2015

Maintaining Moisture During Harmattan

Harmattan is usually the coldest season of the year. It is an extremely dry dusty wind that blows towards the western coast of Africa from the Sahara desert, during the months of November to March. 
This period is usually associated with low humidity meaning there is very little amount of water in the atmosphere compared to other seasons of the year. As a result the weather appears harsh to our Hair and Skin.

However, we can keep our skin fresh and moisturized using these few tips below.

BODY CARE

- Use mild moisturizing soap or body bath creams.

- Invest in body oil to retain moisture on the skin after bath. Do not completely dry your skin after shower; about 10% of moisture is retained if you apply oil on damp skin. You can pour few drops of oil into water before bath if you prefer. There are bath oils available in stores which are soothing as well and give a pleasant bath experience.

- Apply moisturizing cream or lotion all over your body including your under feet. Hydrating creams and lotion are best for all skin types this season.

- Invest in a hand cream if you don’t have one and apply day and night before bed.

- Applying nail polish can help protect nails from excessive drying and hardening.

FACIAL CARE

- Use mild soaps (even if you have oily or combination skin) to wash your face as harsh soaps and cleansing bars will remove all the oil on your face and always moisturize after washing and cleansing.

- Stop the use of face facial cleansers and toners that contain alcohol or astringents. Use only mild facial cleansers and toners. Facial cleansers and toners with a neutral PH of 5.5 are best. 

- Get a lip balm, lip salve or lip gloss. Always use before going to bed. 

- LADIES: Always apply lip balm or lip salve before lipstick and if you prefer lip gloss apply after lipstick.

- GUYS: Well kept lips makes you appear groomed. So invest in a lip balm or lip salve for a non glossy moisturized lip.

HAIR CARE

-  Wash hair with shampoo and conditioner as usual. 

- Don’t dry hair completely to retain some moisture in hair.

- Apply hair oils, lotions and creams to hair daily or every other day depending on hair type and severity of the weather. 
100% coconut oils are preferable.

- Avoid using hair spirits, gels and strong hair hold. Mild styling mousse can be used for styling in their stead.

- Use hair sprays to add shine to your hair.

- Scarves and hats are amazing accessories that can be used to protect hair and still be fashionable.

Use this tips during this dry season and your skin will appear fresher and moisturized all day, every day.

Reasons Why 'Good' Girls Are Obsessed With 'Bad' Boys

It's more than just "opposites attract"

If you have been in the dating world for awhile or really just paying attention to those dating around you, you have likely noticed a universal phenomenon — "bad boys" and "good girls" seem to naturally attract each other. This kind of relationship may well be the most self destructive type there can be for any number of different reasons.

A common misperception is that the bad boy — a guy with an obvious wild side — is somehow manipulating the "good girl" and creating a fictional (therefore, attractive) dating relationship. In reality, in the vast majority of cases, the girl actively seeks out her "bad boy" counterpart. Unless she stops to think about WHY she chases after this kind of guy, often she may be unaware of this need to be in a relationship with someone with a different personality than herself.

Here are 4 major reasons why a so called "good girl" may want to jump into a relationship with a "bad boy":

1. She wants to fix him

Many women come from a family where their father was unavailable to them emotionally. This could be from a divorce that kept the young girl and her father apart or because a father who was present physically was not really there emotionally for the child. In this situation the women attempts to recreate the same distant relationship in her own life in an attempt to "fix" the emotional distance this time around.

2. She wants someone familiar

Everyone is attracted to personality types that are familiar, even if they are not positive types. This means women who have a father who was a "bad boy" and perhaps a disaster as a husband is going to be attracted to the exact same emotional traits and characteristics in their own partners.

3. She wants something TOTALLY new

For some women choosing a guy who is a complete opposite and offers a change of pace, new adventure and even a bit of controlled risk is a big attractor. However, women often fail to understand that the risk taking isn't something that is carefully thought out and, with time, the risk will increase and the adventure will become more and more stressful and destructive.

4. She wants to SAVE him

The last issue that drives many "good girls" to enter into relationships with guys who are on the wild side is the drive to rescue or to salvage what she may see as a troubled soul. In reality changing a personality is impossible unless the other person recognizes the issue and genuinely wants to make a change to keep the relationship healthy

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The Sexiest Man Alive!

Beckham
People magazine has crowned DAVID BECKHAM the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE.

The former footballer follows in the footsteps of Chris Hemsworth, Adam Levine, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Bradley Cooper to name a few in accepting his award but he told the publication, it came as something of a surprise.

"I never feel that I'm an attractive, sexy person," he confessed. "I mean, I like to wear nice clothes and nice suits and look and feel good, but I don't ever think of myself that way."

The star, who has been long been heralded as one of Britain's most aesthetically pleasing exports, also revealed how his family took the news especially his wife.

"I would hope that she feels this way about me all the time anyway! But she said, 'Congratulations!' We kind of laughed about it with the boys and the boys kind of laughed at me and said, 'Really?! Sexiest man alive? Really?' Brooklyn was the one who was like, 'Are you sure it's not me that's meant to be there today?"' LOL

We join millions of fans in wishing David a Big CONGRATULATIONS. There's no doubting you for this award.

Balenciaga Gains Protection For Its Bow Bracelet

Bow Bracelet
BALENCIAGA has obtained a design patent for one of its bracelets, which was first released under former creative director Alexander Wang. The silver piece will now be protected against copying by the order, and any brand seen to be imitating the style will be liable to legal repercussions by the French house.

The bangle's bow motif which was echoed on belts and shoe trims, and diversified on bracelets which took on a more knotted or barbed-wire shape as well debuted in February 2013 during Wang's first collection for the house, although the piece was actually created by former Balenciaga jewellery designer Charlotte Chesnais, of whom W Magazine said: "She left Balenciaga just after Nicolas Ghesquière did - but not before debuting the bow bracelets that have since become an Alexander Wang signature."

"The patent for the bracelet was issued to Balenciaga on November 10," The Fashion Law reports. "That's just over six months from the date it was filed, which as you may know, is pretty quick for design patents, which are known for their costly and time consuming nature and thus, their relative rarity in the fashion industry."

Wang departed Balenciaga earlier this year and was replaced by Vetements designer Demna Gvasalia.

-VOGUE-

Saturday, 20 June 2015

MTN Project Fame Returns

The award winning music talent discovery and grooming competition, MTN Project Fame West Africa is back for an eighth straight season. Looking for raw talents, the annual show will commence auditions from today in some West African major cities and rest the auditions in Lagos on the 3rd and 4th of July.

According to Mr Olumide Akinlabi, the spokesperson of Ultima Limited, the producer of the show, aspiring contestants can simply “dial 5900 from their mobile phone (MTN Line Only) and follow the voice prompt to record their audio audition for 45 seconds.”This year, thousands of young talents will fight to get into the prestigious Project Fame Academy, where superstars are made, to be tutored by the best in the music and entertainment industry. For this Season, a major innovation that encourages participation from the comfort of one’s home has been introduced.

Akinlabi stated that after this, the applicant will receive a notification PIN number within 24 hours, which will be used to register online.

Previous superstars that have graduated from the ‘Fame Academy’ include Iyanya Mbuk, whose Kukere, with the famous Etighi dance won the best pop single on the 2012 Headies Award in Lagos; Mike Anyasodo, who by virtue of his Fine Fine Lady video won the 2010 Sound City’s Best R&B Video Award;

Kesse Frimpong, who was voted the Ghanaian’s Best Male Vocalist of the year 2012 and of course the KEDIKE crooner, Chidinma Ekile who won the Best Female Act (West Africa) of the prestigious Kora Award in 2012.

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Over 68% of new internet subscribers in April chose Glo – NCC

The Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) has said that Sixty-eight percent of all the new internet data subscriptions on telecom networks in Nigeria in April were made on Nigeria’s National Telecommunications Carrier, Globacom,

The current Monthly Internet Subscriber Data by the industry regulator showed that Glo gained over a million new internet users on its network in April, 2015, thus retaining its position as the second largest data service provider in the country.

Specifically, Glo had 19,690,526 subscribers browsing on its network in April, a sharp rise from 18,617,607 users in March. This shows a gain of 1,072,919 additional internet users on its network during the period covered by the report.

This is equivalent to 67.58% of total number of new internet subscriber figure of 1,587,514 for all the telecom networks for April.

Conversely, the NCC data showed that MTN lost 384,487 internet subscribers in April, after it recorded 39,520,285 users, down from 39,904,772 in March 2015. Airtel Nigeria, it said, had 17.2 million internet users in April, as against 16,603,147 customers recorded in March.

The data showed that internet users on the Airtel Nigeria network increased by 669,518 in April.

Etisalat also saw its internet users rise to 10.4 million from 10,189,568 users in March, which is an increase of 231,661.

NCC said the number of subscribers browsing the internet on Nigeria’s telecoms networks increased to 87,055,484 in April, up from 85,467,970 users in March.

The data showed that the increase of 1,587,514 internet users during the period was on both the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) and the Code Division Multiple Access (CDMA) networks in April.

Nollywood films for OSCAR 2016

Nigerian film makers have been given another opportunity to participate in the prestigious Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, otherwise called The Oscars. This was announced during the week by the Nigerian Oscar Selection Committee,NOSC.

The NOSC, in a statement, said that as preparations for the 2016 edition of the Hollywood laurel show begins, film submissions are welcomed from Nigerian film makers living in Nigeria and Diaspora, for the Foreign Language category of the Oscars.

The competition which invites films of all lengths and genres will open for submissions from June 16 to July 6, 2015.

It will be recalled that Nigeria joined 82 other countries contesting the Foreign Language diadem, after the approval and subsequent inauguration of the NOSC in February 2014, but could not present any film to the Oscars, as the few submissions were considered ineligible.

The 12-man Nigerian committee seeks Nigerian films whose themes relate to the country and are predominantly in language other than English and Pidgin English. Unfortunately, most of the entries received were either in English, poorly subtitled or lacking in some technical details.

El-Rufa’i stops free Ramadan Package

Kaduna State Governor, Malam Nasir El-Rufa’i, has ordered a stop to government’s free distribution of grains during fasting in the month of Ramadan.

The Governor said that his administration would not continue with what he described as the People’s Democratic Party’s culture of sharing state’s resources.

“I have been made to understand that this Ramadan period, we are supposed to have started sharing rice, milk and sugar, but we will not do that,” El-Rufa’i said yesterday at the Government House.

Watch Dry, get thrilled

At the closing of Nollywood Week Paris on June 7, 2015, I saw Stephanie Linus’s Dry, which begins with Zara Robbins receiving an award at an event, where her adopted mother is present. Her mother is white. If you paid attention to details in the film, you will still not quickly understand how a white woman’s child could have a black skin. This is why every detail in the film is important. 
DRY
Halima gets pregnant and suffers Vesico Vaginal Fistula (VVF), after child delivery. Now, we see her abandoned by her husband and her own father and overly discriminated by the society.Dry is not really about Dr. Zara Robbins. It is about Halima (played by Zubaida Ibrahim Fagge), who is 13 years old and is married off to Sani (Tijani Faraga), a 60-year-old man, who constantly rapes her. Immediately after the traditional rites, Sani rapes Halima. She wakes up the next morning and says to one of her co-wives: “Uncle beat me. My body is paining me.”

They say she smells. They throw things at her in the market. They say she disgusts them. Her co-wives want her out. She is thrown out by her husband and his mother. This is when Zara Robbins (played by Stephanie Linus) comes into the picture.

For the most part, Dry is excellently made; if the script was different from the actualized story, then it is well understood. Throughout the film, we are transported back and forth: Nigeria and England. The film makers may not have known, but an anthropological find shows that these scenes were shot in the countrysides. However, one is overly penury-stricken.

And those are the ones in Nigeria, where we are waiting to receive Zara Robbins, whose mother should have made the journey, but for ill-health, she couldn’t; she is worried that over 1,000 women’s lives are dependent on her, so Zara has to come in even though she doesn’t want to go, for so many reasons that she carries an internal wound from her past, which takes her to a shrink.

Zara Robbins travels to Nigeria. On her journey to find Madam Kojo, who sold her daughter, we are presented with details, almost unknown to the world? The questions come: what is VVF? How many women have VVF? How does it happen? How do you cure it? And then, where could Zara’s child be?

No matter how you may want to summarise it, Dry is a propagandist work; it is a beautifully stitched story about humanity. It drags you through the facades of beauty; it takes you on a walk through the surface of imperialism. This is because we are presented with a hard truth about child marriage; it sounds funny, as those parts add to the humour of the film, but Linus has been able to create unforgettable characters, stapled with a storyline that, at once, amazes and truncates you.

When we see Halima being married off to a very old man, many times her age, we are stunned. We laugh, but what we feel inside is stronger than what we show on the surface. Dry is masterly orchestrated. The more you watch, the more you want to know what happens to the characters. There is absolutely nothing the film lacks. Those who don’t like it, do so at their peril.

Its cinematography is beautifully patterned and like a journey too far to do, the audience will find themselves longing for the salvation of Halima. Liz Benson returns to the screen in this film as the Matron, making a short stellar performance as a doctor. We see her drinking tea once she is shown. Her diction is still the same from old projects. Would Liz Benson as a person change? Would there be a time when she will become something else that she is not supposed to be?

Obviously, not now. If there was stereotype, the moment we see Klint da Drunk as Dr. Mutanga, we know something funny would come out. This is after we see the mild, less humourous Dr. Londi. Infact, the beauty of Dry is its characterization. No matter how many they are, they are well-created, well-developed and they all add to the story.

Not to undermine the hardwork of Linus who happens to be the writer, producer and director, Dry would have been a better film if Linus was directed. Sometimes, you could feel that she is being conscious of her character and what the character has to say. Sometimes, she flows into the character; sometimes, she doesn’t.

If she hadn’t directed the film, she would have realized too quickly that there was a mistake when the lady at the hospital gives a form to Halima and her co-wife who brings her to the hospital for treatment, responds: “You can’t read and write?” They speak impeccable English! How they can’t read and write is so magical and illogical.

If a filmmaker’s dream is to take his/her work internationally, what he/she has to do, is to pay attention to details, mostly, language. Linus might have succeeded in executing the project, but maybe, the characters would have communicated well in Hausa or whatever language they are bound to speak. Seeing these Hausa characters meddle in English, at home, was very unreal.

If that’s the only issue I have with the film, then there is really no problem with Dry. It is taut and every scene adds to the story. We can’t argue the genius of Linus. She presents us with facts and figures. She makes it deliberate, but we don’t see the film turning into a propagandist project. It sails through as a work of art, able to make sense and educate in ways that are beguiling and informative.

Only that at the end, you want to continue moving with Zara, to know what happens with her and Alex, her boyfriend, whose proposal plan is squashed when Zara finds a ring in the drawer of his dining room. She feigns a call from the mother and runs out on him before a candle-lit dinner. Dry is funny and at the same time, sad. But it is a story we will all like for the beauty of its storytelling.

Vanguard

Thursday, 18 June 2015

Iggy Azalea: 'Some days I want to crawl into a cave'

Despite having a hot NBA star on her arm and the world at her feet, Iggy Azalea is struggling in the confidence department.

“Some days I want to crawl into a cave because I don’t feel confident at all, and then other days I feel great,” she told Today Australia on Tuesday.

The 25-year-old “Fancy” rapper has been the subject of tabloid scrutiny after coming clean about breast enhancement surgery last fall.

Critics have also placed her face under a microscope in recent weeks after she emerged at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards looking different than before.

“I think it’s like that for all human beings, not just young women,” she added about having poor self-esteem. “I think being confident 100 percent every day is something to aspire to, but I don’t think it’s humanly possibly for anybody.”

Although there is incessant chatter regarding her ever-changing looks, folks are buzzing over Azalea’s engagement to Los Angeles Lakers star Nick Young in early June.


FOX News.

Netflix reportedly dropped $60 million for Brad Pitt film

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Netflix dropped $60 million for the rights to release Pitt’s "War Machine." The streaming service is always on the hunt for premium content for their subscribers, but this is a major buy. 

"War Machine" was originally set up at New Regency through Pitt’s Plan B and RatPac Entertainment, but they wanted the filmmakers, including "The Rover" director David Michod, to lower their costs. Instead of complying, they put the project up for grabs and Netflix swooped in to match the price tag.

"War Machine" is based on the novel "The Operators: The Wild and Terrifying Inside Story of America’s War in Afghanistan" by author Michael Hastings. Pitt is set to star as Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, the commander of the U.S. and international troops in Afghanistan who mocked Obama officials, including Joe Biden, in a 2010 Rolling Stone piece by Hastings.

As for Pitt, he recently starred in the World War II drama "Fury" and continues to produce films through his Plan B banner. In addition to "War Machine," the A-lister is preparing for the release of "By the Sea," a film in which he co-stars with his wife, Angelina Jolie, who also directed the project. The actor will also return to reprise his role of Gerry Lane in "World War Z 2," coming in 2017, and will star inRobert Zemeckis’s WWII romance thriller.

Pitt is surely making it big even as he gets really Busy.

NBC reportedly allowing Brian Williams to stay but not as 'Nightly News' anchor

NBC reportedly is allowing embattled journalist Brian Williams to stay but not as “Nightly News” anchor, the Wall Street Journal reported Wednesday.

Current fill-in anchor Lester Holt is expected to fill the lead anchor position permanently, media reports said.

The report comes just four months after the company suspended Williams for exaggerating a story about an incident involving his aircraft while covering the Iraq War.

Awesome as Arnold Schwarzenegger pranks fans as Terminator wax statue

Fans got the shock of their lives while walking among the legion of Terminator lookalikes on Hollywood Boulevard -- they ran into the real thing!

Arnold traded classic lines from his 1984 action film back and forth with a "Terminator" lookalike to the delight of tourists walking the Hollywood Walk of Fame. But when he went inside the nearby Madame Tussauds posing as a wax statue, he really got heartbeats racing.

"He looks real," said one fan before scampering out of the room when Arnold broke his pose.

The prank was done to spread the word about a contest on Omaze.com to win a chance to attend the Hollywood premiere of "Terminator Genysis."

I wish he could play such a prank on me. #winks

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SALEH PLANGNAN DEBORAH

Today i use this medium to express my profound love for this Ebony Plateau Beauty. Years pass and i still remember the item we were while in school. We had our ups and down times but somehow, we are here each year celebrating us in the same month.

My prayer is for us to continue fulfilling Gods promise for us in such a way that it will be a reflection of his goodwill to humanity.

May your rainbow shine so much that God would look at it in awe and see hope in humanity.

Have a great NEW YEAR sweet Friend. I love you like Gemini born in Cancer. #kisses


Surgeon promising first human head transplant makes US pitch

This is so surprising but it is happening...

 An Italian neurosurgeon’s project to undertake the first human head transplant has received a skeptical welcome in the United States, where he made a pitch to donors and fellow scientists.

Sergio Canavero, who leads the Turin Advanced Neuromodulation Group, first announced his project in 2013, saying at the time that such a procedure could be possible as soon as 2016.

But this timeline seems extremely unlikely given the numerous obstacles and gaps in knowledge.

Canavero, who made a 2.5-hour presentation Friday at a conference of the American Academy of Neurological and Orthopedic Surgeons in Annapolis, Maryland, met for the first time there a man who volunteered for the world’s first head transplant.

Russian-born Valery Spiridonov, 30, suffers from Werdnig-Hoffmann disease, which is a progressive and incurable wasting ailment. He was among the 150-some conference participants.

Invited to speak at the start of the conference, Canavero described at length how he would mend a severed spinal cord — a crucial factor in any such surgery — and described advances in the field, especially on animals.

The secret is to use a nano blade to cut the cord, then polyethylene glycol and an electrical current to accelerate the reconnection of severed nerve fibers.

But he admitted his knowledge was incomplete and didn’t go into much detail about the profusion of other major problems that could be expected with such an unfathomably drastic operation.

Among those issues is how to maintain and restore blood flow to the brain, or how to reconnect the parasympathetic nervous system, a key component of an organism’s automatic functions.

WELL... Lets all await the outcome!

Don Jazzy Meets Dj Mannie Fresh

Mavin boss, Don jazzy, who currently is out on holidays in U.S has had the pleasure of meeting with veteran music producer Dj Mannie fresh on his visit to Atlanta.

Don jazzy posted on Instagram, a picture of him and Mannie Fresh together in his hotel room where it looked like he was playing some of his beats for him and Mannie sure looked impressed.

Donjazzy and D’banj made Africa proud in 2011 as they were the first African-based musicians to get signed by Kanye West into the popular GOOD music record label.

This picture with such a high profile producer would mean music lovers are bound to hear of projects these two great disc jockeys would both handle which would probably shake the world as both are known for being the brains behind hit bangers that have kept living on charts worldwide.

AFCON 2017: Expect more new faces in my team – Keshi


Super Eagles coach, Stephen Keshi has stated that he will continue to experiment with the national team as the Eagles chase qualification for the 2017 African Cup of Nations.

Nigerian fans watched as the Super Eagles laboured to a 2-0 win over Chad last Saturday. Four new faces were introduced to the team by coach Keshi. He argued that this process will continue as he seeks to achieve a balance in his squad.

“Even if you’ve had a team for five or six years, you will still have one or two additions or subtractions to make in your team because we’re always looking for that balance,” he said.

“Against Chad I had several new faces and they are players I have been studying for some time. I know their quality and if we had time, long enough to work together it would have been different from what we saw against Chad.

“We have to do what we have to do to find a very solid team and I have confidence in this group of players because there is a lot of potential and we have to keep giving them more opportunities,” Keshi said.

Begin your ibadah on a good note

As-salam Alaikum waramotullai, wa barakatuh

We praise Allah for being part of those who will observe this Ramadan. Many had wished to observe this month, but they have not got the grace to be alive today while many others have also not got the wherewithal to observe it. Alhamdullilah.

A good way to start your ibadaah is by adhering to your earlier plan to make the best out of the month in terms of worship. But if you have not clearly mapped out plans, then the very good way to start is to earmark four to five hours of you day to Quran recitation, attending tafsir and doing zhikr. Again, about the same four to five hours of your night for tahjud and sahoor. You can then manage the remaining 14 to 16 hours for your daily activities, regular salat, Tarawih and sleep.

One of the important part of the daily ibadaah this month is the Tarawih, it is part of Ramadan, endeavour not to miss it.

Tarawih prayers are prayed in pairs of two and can be prayed in at least 10 rak’ah. While some schools say the prayers should be 20, some say 8 while some put it at 36. Without concerning ourselves with the details of these schools, suffice to say that Tarawih is a supererogatory prayers that is offered after Salat Isha’ aduring Ramadan.

Like in all other supererogatory prayers, Tarawih is meant to make up for our less perfect obligatory prayers in the month of Ramadan. Scholars say the essence is to make every part of our prayers become perfect, just like we were taught how to fast without blemish. Our prayers are so important that it shall be our first account to be rendered before Allah. In an authentic hadith reported by Imam At-Tirmithi, Abu-Dawud, An-Nisai and others, the Prophet Muhammad (s.a.w) said: “The first of his actions for which a servant of Allah will be held accountable on the day of resurrection will be his prayers. If they are in order, then he will have prospered and succeeded; and if they were faulty, then he would have failed.

Bukhari and Muslim reported that the Prophet Muhammad (saws) said: “Whoever offers optional prayers like Tarawih prayers throughout the nights of Ramadan, believing in Allah and seeking His rewards, his previous sins will be forgiven.”

Tarawih can be performed individually at home or at the mosque.
If for some reason you cannot go to the mosque, you can pray Tarawih at home.






But it is better to observe Tarawih in the mosque behind Imam in congregation. All ibadah in the month of Ramadan are huge in their rewards and great before Allah. Tarawih is one of them.

VANGUARD

China bans Ramadan fasting in mainly Muslim region

China has banned civil servants, students and teachers in its mainly Muslim Xinjiang region from fasting during Ramadan and ordered restaurants to stay open.

Most Muslims are required to fast from dawn to dusk during the holy month, which began on Thursday, but China’s ruling Communist party is officially atheist and for years has restricted the practice in Xinjiang, home to the mostly Muslim Uighur minority.

“Food service workplaces will operate normal hours during Ramadan,” said a notice posted last week on the website of the state Food and Drug Administration in Xinjiang’s Jinghe county.

Officials in the region’s Bole county were told: “During Ramadan do not engage in fasting, vigils or other religious activities,” according to a local government website report of a meeting this week.

Each year, the authority’s attempt to ban fasting among Uighur Muslims in Xinjiang receives widespread criticism from rights groups.

Uighur rights groups say China’s restrictions on Islam in Xinjiang have added to ethnic tensions in the region, where clashes have killed hundreds in recent years.

China says it faces a “terrorist threat” in Xinjiang, with officials blaming “religious extremism” for the growing violence.

“China’s goal in prohibiting fasting is to forcibly move Uighurs away from their Muslim culture during Ramadan,” said Dilxat Rexit, a spokesman for the exiled World Uyghur Congress.

“Policies that prohibit religious fasting is a provocation and will only lead to instability and conflict.”

As in previous years, school children were included in directives limiting Ramadan fasting and other religious observances.

The education bureau of Tarbaghatay city, known as Tacheng in Chinese, this month ordered schools to communicate to students that “during Ramadan, ethnic minority students do not fast, do not enter mosques … and do not attend religious activities”.

Probe Alison-Madueke, NNPC, Keyamo tells National Assembly

Lagos-based lawyer, Festus Keyamo, has asked the National assembly to probe the immediate past Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Allison-Madueke, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation and top officials of the corporation for “massive looting of state resources in collusion with some local companies in the oil and gas sector”.

Mr. Keyamo said NNPC’s Managing Director, Tony Moneke; the Executive Director, Commercial, PPMC, Frank Amejo; Group General Manager, Crude Oil Marketing Division, Gbenga Komolafe; Former Managing Director of NPDC, and later NNPC Group Executive Director, E & P, Abiye Membere should all be probed.

The lawyer urged the legislators to beam their search light on the crude Oil Swap deals, an arrangement whereby about fifty percent (50%) of the nation’s daily quota of crude oil meant for domestic refining and consumption are given to some local companies in the oil and gas sector which then sell the products in the international market and thereafter import petroleum products, including derivatives or by-products on behalf of the NNPC and PPMC for sale and distribution in the country.
“The Offshore Processing Agreements (OPAs) involved in the allocation of the daily domestic quota of crude oil to some local companies in the oil and gas sector; the colossal fraud in both programmes have reportedly started and heightened in recent years,” he said. “The frauds occur when far less quantity of petroleum products, by-products and derivatives are imported into the country by the local companies in exchange for the crude oil allocated to them by the NNPC.” 

The staggering shortfalls in the imported products are done with the active connivance, collusion and knowledge of the officials of the NNPC,” Mr. Keyamo said.

“The proceeds are, of course, subsequently shared between the NNPC officials and these local companies. In fact, it is reported that a colossal sum of about $50billion (fifty billion dollars) have been stolen by these people through these fraudulent programmes in the last few years,” he added.
The lawyer urged the lawmakers to also invite oil and gas companies including AITEO, Sahara Energy, Ontario Oil and Gas and Taleveras to assist in its probe.

EFCC arrests former Imo State Governor, Ikedi Ohakim



A former governor of Imo State, Ikedi Ohakim, has been arrested by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC.

Mr. Ohakim, governor between 2007 and 2011, was arrested Thursday at about 10.05 am at his residence in the Asokoro district of Abuja.

A source at the commission said an invitation was sent to the former governor but that he failed to turn up Wednesday as advised. EFCC operatives, who had been on his trail for days, our source said, stormed his residence Thursday and drove him in an unmarked car to the commission’s headquarters in the Maitama district of the nation’s capital.

He is currently being detained, with his interrogation expected to begin later in the day.
The source said the former governor has questions to answer concerning a number of property allegedly traced to him. 

Also, a former governor of Jigawa State, Sule Lamido, has willingly surrendered himself for questioning almost the same time Mr. Ohakim was brought into the EFCC’s headquarters in Abuja.
He is currently been quizzed by the commission’s operatives over alleged bribery and money laundering offences.

‪#‎UndressNASS‬: 469 Assemblymen Pocket $2 Million Each Yearly, $1 Billion Total



The highest paid law makers on the planet recently set a new Guinness Book record for insanity when they passed 46 bills in 10 minutes on a day before the last of their tenure. 

These 469 Assemblymen earn N150 billion, that’s almost 1 billion United States dollars! For a nation with over 100 million destitute living under a-dollar-a-day, this allocation to self constitutes a crime against humanity. And worse yet, this earning is not even the tip of the iceberg. The senators are known to make their real bread from various frivolous committees which they use to literally slice up almost half of Nigeria’s oil earnings. As Nigerians hit the streets to bring an end to this unprecedented corruption and injustice, let’s put that figure in context:

The 469 Senators and Representatives each earn a whopping $2 million a year. In contrast, Senators in the United States earn $174,000 a year (+benefits.)

The budget of Cameroon for 2015 is just $7 billion, for 22 million citizens.

Ghana’s budget, $6.4 billion; for 26 million people.

Nigeria’s budget is only $22 billion for 177 million people out of which 469 take the $1 billion. Technically makes it 21 billion for the 177 million.

The budget for Kano for the 2015 fiscal year is $1 billion; for 3.3 million people.

Lagos’ budget for its 11 million this year is $5 billion.

Nigeria’s Education budget is $3 billion.

Nigeria’s Health sector budget is $1.3 billion.

According to Nigeria’s Bureau of Statistics, NBS, 100 million Nigerians live under a-dollar-a-day. That is a total earning of $100 million. These 469 men earn one-thirtieth what 100 million Nigerians earn every year.

At an average of N3 million/ $15,000 a professor, these 469 men earn what 67,000 of our University lecturers earn per annum. That’s about 150 times! Compare that to the US where legislators earn only twice or thrice what college instructors earn.

At the official medical Consultant salary of N900,000/month, $54,000 /year, each of 469 Assemblyman can pay the annual income of 37 medical Consultants – doctors at the pinnacle of their career after years of learning and work. In comparison, an average US medical Attending earns twice what a US Assemblyman does.

We must protest to #UndressNASS till this crime against man and God is no more.

O'Brian Ortese

POETRY

In And Out Of Time

the sun has come
the mists have gone
we see in the distance
our long way home


i was always yours to have
you were always mine
we have loved each other
in and out of time


when the first stone looked up at the blazing sun
and the first tree struggled up from the forest floor
I have always loved you more


you freed your braids
gave your hair to the breeze
it hung like a hive of honey bees
i reached in the mass
for the sweet honeycomb there
ahh... God, how I loved your hair


you saw me bludgeoned by circumstance
lost, injured, hurt by chance
i screamed to the Heavens
loudly screamed
trying to change our nightmares
into dreams


the sun has come
the mists have gone
we see in the distance‎
our long way home


i was yours to have
and you were always mine
we have loved each other

in and out,
in and out,
in and out of time...

~ MAYA ANGELOU~